So, like, in the morning, when I wake up from my beauty sleep, I totes open my MacBook and login to FB. Like, who needs any other website? I gotta know what my friends are doing at all times.
And, like, every FB status was about the Nobel Peace Prize! Who needs the news when you have FB news feed? Not only do I have, like, the facts, but I also have opinions! And, like, everyone has a different opinion! It’s journalism, or something, brought to you by Mark Zuckerberg (if you’re reading this, Mark, I think you’re way hot, and, like, you can buy me a drink anytime).
So I like went to CNN.com to read what they had to say and, yo, mainstream media is so lame. They, like, catch on to everything cool when it, like, stops being cool, and then they, like, make a big deal out of it. And then old people get excited and, like, they want to know, “What’s a Twitter?”.
So I was kind of annoyed. But not too annoyed because CNN totes hired this 26-year-old babe named Errol to talk about Twitter and Facebook. So even though it’s not really, like, cool to talk about those things on old-people television, you can oh-my-gosh FOLLOW Errol on Twitter. I hope he follows me back!
So in this video, Errol is, like, such an expert on social networking because he’s, like, 26, duh. And he uses his Twitter account to get people from all over the world to, like, talk to him! OMG I wish I had that many friends! He is so cutting edge that his followers are “probably still typing out their reaction” as he speaks.
He made this totes smart observation about how it’s cool that “someone won a Nobel Peace Prize who also has a Twitter account”. And OMG Errol made me remember that Barack is on Twitter! And he follows people too!
So Barack totally deserves the Peace Prize because he starts like, what’s that word? Dialogue. Right? He like starts a dialogue with his followers, and, like, everyone has a voice. Does that make sense? Like OMG, wait, WTF? Why did my ex-boyfriend just @ me with a Tweet, that he, like, wants to go out tonight? Like, WTF? Really? Gotta call my BFF. Ttyl.